{"product_id":"portachiavi","title":"Keyring","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"184\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEmbroidered keychains\u003c\/strong\u003e for those who gave up pretending to be elegant a long time ago.\u003cbr data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"71\"\u003ePhrases stitched with love, \u003cstrong\u003eresentment\u003c\/strong\u003e, and that level of sarcasm that makes you laugh while silently judging the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"359\"\u003eFrom “damn it” to “what a chore,” including “fuck me” and “closing with grace”: little textile masterpieces to attach to your keys, your backpack, or your emotional instability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"374\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"552\"\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eefw4i\" data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"427\"\u003esending passive-aggressive messages without speaking,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ac4dw5\" data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"449\"\u003eflirting terribly,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"44h9p\" data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"501\"\u003esurviving the day with questionable style,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3a61rq\" data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"552\"\u003egifting embroidered discomfort to those who deserve it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"685\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e“Fed up,” “when in doubt open me,” and other contemporary poems: because true class is saying terrible things in a nice \u003cstrong\u003estitched font\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Quadratino Peraltro Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Fuck me","offer_id":59584080281934,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"For God's sake","offer_id":59584080314702,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"What a struggle","offer_id":59584080347470,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean-shaven","offer_id":59584080380238,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Part ways gracefully","offer_id":59584080413006,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"In case of doubt, open it for me.","offer_id":59584080445774,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/2481\/2622\/files\/DSF2325.jpg?v=1779270471","url":"https:\/\/quadratinoperaltroboutique.com\/en\/products\/portachiavi","provider":"Quadratino Peraltro Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}