Bad fortune cookie

🥠 Mean Fortune Cookies® Good on the outside, mean on the inside.

Tired of the usual fortune cookies telling you to “believe in your dreams”?

It’s time to hear the truth, baked crunchy and wrapped up with malice.

Every cookie hides a pearl of ruthless wisdom: ironic, sharp, and, at times, a bit too honest.

Perfect for gifting a smile (or a jab) to anyone in need of a reality check with a sweet aftertaste.

👉 New edition!

More mean quotes, more bitter laughs, more truth you didn't ask for.

Contents: 1 cookie

Warning: they might hurt your ego, but never your palate.