Embroidered keychains for those who gave up pretending to be elegant a long time ago. Phrases stitched with love, resentment, and that level of sarcasm that makes you laugh while silently judging the world.
From “damn it” to “what a chore,” including “fuck me” and “closing with grace”: little textile masterpieces to attach to your keys, your backpack, or your emotional instability.
Perfect for:
sending passive-aggressive messages without speaking,
flirting terribly,
surviving the day with questionable style,
gifting embroidered discomfort to those who deserve it.
“Fed up,” “when in doubt open me,” and other contemporary poems: because true class is saying terrible things in a nice stitched font.
